30 Illnesses, Sorted According to Whether or Not You Can Eat the Victims
In honor of our upcoming visit from everyone’s favorite zombie librarian**, here’s a list of illnesses, in order of victims’ comestibility
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WHO: Zombrarian & Miss Information
WHAT: Brain consultation services, forensic photography, misinformational cartography, candy
WHEN: WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 31ST, 11:30 – ?
WHERE: Library 3rd floor
WHY: Because October is National Medical Libraries Month, that’s why!
I’ll be sure to avoid livers when eating diseased folks.
What about pink-eye?